can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."
note to self  (via safeslut)
"do you ever have those nights when you cry and suddenly every awful thing anyone has ever said to you punctures your skin and enters your bloodstream and your heart pumps it to every inch of your body and you can’t get it out"
3:14am (via wanduring)

coffeesunrises:

stop polarizing food as “good” and “bad” and guiltlessly enjoy your fucking cheesecake

Me one day: carrots and hummus and summer bod here i come ok let's lose a body fat percentage
Me another day: protein and protein and protein my deadlift's gonna be so monster i'm gonna look like the hulk watch out losers
Me a different day: idgaf tbh ice cream and chicken and burgers and nuggets what a time to be alive treat yo self
Me always: food
Sunday, July 27, 2014
l2unaway:

late at night when you in your feels

l2unaway:

late at night when you in your feels

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

 
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